Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???
seeing guys be really rude to girls and telling them to go back to the kitchen
they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero
my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years
*girl plays acoustic guitar and sings*
guy: wow…you’re..you’re amazing you can really sing
girl: :) thanks. i haven’t sang since my mom died