I JUST WANT TO OFFEND PEOPLE

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barack-obottm:

when your whole outfit on point

mostly10:

porrn:

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???

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(Source: bussykween, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

wolfbruh:

only 65??

earthdad:

seeing guys be really rude to girls and telling them to go back to the kitchen

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itpiercesskin:

diccups:

its versace

onion bling

gacob:

they were right. guns don’t kill people. people kill people. people are now illegal and the crime rate is zero

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dietcrush:

my friend’s dog was sick and couldn’t get up so they were gonna put him down and as his final supper they got him a big mac and when the dog smelled it he shot up and ate it in one bite and lived for three more years

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every romantic teen movie

maurypovichofficial:

*girl plays acoustic guitar and sings*

guy: wow…you’re..you’re amazing you can really sing

girl: :) thanks. i haven’t sang since my mom died

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everythingmuah:

everything fabulous that is my simple request
aestheticgoddess:

Verner Panton, 1960s